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Found this on the towpath, what do you do when life hands you broccoli? (feddit.uk)

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

When life gives you broccoli, don’t make broccolade. Make life take the broccoli back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn broccoli, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson broccoli! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the broccoli! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible broccoli that burns your house down!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

The broccoli is a lie.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Little 3 year old Cavey refusing to eat his vegetables.