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[-] [email protected] 326 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

#womeninmalefields is describing common situations and phrases that women experience and turning them upside down by switching genders.

The analogy to this one would be a man telling a surgeon to surgically tighten a woman's vagina after giving birth. This is a common and disgusting joke.

[-] [email protected] 88 points 7 months ago

Jesus Christ, what kind of sick person comes up with stuff like that?

[-] [email protected] 114 points 7 months ago

After the mother gives birth to a healthy baby boy, the father leans to the doctor and whispers “how long until we can have sex?”. The doctor replies, “I clock off at 3.”

[-] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago

I worked for a man that thought it would be a funny thing to say soon after the delivery.

Look, I'm a guy. I laughed, until his (now ex) said that he actually said it.

I mean come on. It's funny as a joke, you don't ACTUALLY say that to a delivery nurse, my god.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Yeah, people who act like it could never be funny are insufferable and people who actually do it are psychos.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago
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