Having some rights doesn't mean it's not still capitalism

The US will do anything but socialism unless you're a corporation or wealthy individual.

FTFY

If the US was actually socialist it wouldn't need employment tribunals because people like this wouldn't have the power to pull this crap in the first place.

All employment tribunals do is allow capitalism to exist as it currently does, but with a few breaks applied and with a steering wheel.

Hourly? Jealous ngl

You shouldn't get fired anyways, but here in Spain if you miss work because you are sick you need to have a note from your doctor justifying that staying at come was the correct choice, so you wouldn't be able to call in sick.

You wouldn't be able to be fired either, the company needs several heavy failures from a worker to be able to legally fire them. Companies usually decide to lay off people instead. Since you didn't go to work, the company would be entitled to subtract whatever they pay you in the hours you weren't there (which is way more than what you end up getting post taxes, so be prepared to earn way less than the days you missed), so there would be SOME consequence.