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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What about the Great Flood? That must've killed hundreds of millions.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Literal reading of Bible puts Great Flood at 2348 BCE, total population of Earth at this time is roughly estimated to be between 20 to 40 million.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Not as much as atheists like evil zedong!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Well, that's still quite the body count.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

God's k/d ratio through the years has been insane

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

However since unlike god, Satan didn't die (from what we know), Satan has a k/d ratio of infinity. Another W for big S

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I read somewhere that at a 1.5% per year average population growth, by the time of the flood happens in the story there would be like over half a billion people alive. I haven't checked the math or the facts.