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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Listen, someone here has to represent the hatred and greed of the megachurches. Reminder to tithe so that Kenneth Copeland can outfit his 18000 square ft tax free estate. For Jesus, of course.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Jesus truly granted me my fancy private jet of course.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

It allows me to fly closer to his kingdom so that I alone can bring you the word of God. He informed me to start accepting bitcoin.