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My issue with every chatbot I've tried (i.imgflip.com)

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That's not universal. For instance, last week I got help writing a bash script. But I hope they're helping lots of you in lots of ways.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Me with Microcenter employees.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Haha, I'm sure they know a lot of people coming into the store know more than them, but then again, I bet they get a LOT of dumb questions, all day long.

Why yes, we do sell the purple RAM. And yes, you're right - it is faster like that podcaster told you. It's right over here...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

They get paid on commission which is why they always put their stickers on anything you buy so the store knows who sold it to you.