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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

A funny one i found on Reddit:

Glasses of hindsight: provide a passive perception of 20 of events suitably far in the past

Be careful with magic items, I let my guys buy a trident of fish command.... In a desert. But it turns out lots of snakes etc have a swim speed....

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

*puts on glasses

Oh! Oh. My crush had a crush on me the whole time. Oh, I'm an idiot. My dog is not at a farm upstate. My day is ruined.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

That would be wisdom! I tend to let it do that too as it's funny

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just because something can swim doesn't make it a fish.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

It works on a beast with swim speed (doesn't need to be a fish)