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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The boat has wifi right? Modern developers can't work for 10 seconds without installing packages from the internet.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

or searching forums

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

There is Maritime roaming if you can afford it....

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Some cruise ships equip Starlink nowadays

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 year ago

Okay, can't argue with that :D my point was that development is so fuck up nowadays that nothing can be done offline anymore (at least easily) and this new generation of developers don't even know how their hardware works, the basics of an OS and their favorite tools. They can't live without pulling a few docker images and whatnot.