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I wish for a bowl of extra spicy chicken curry. (infosec.pub)

submitted 17 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Would hit the spot right about now.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago

Granted. The chef accidentally knocked over his rack of hot sauces while cooking, and all of them mixed together on your chicken. No, the flavours don't work well together. It's spicy, but not actually tasty.

Oh, and it's not free either. And given the cost of all the hot sauces...