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McDonald's is the place to rock

It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat

It is a good place to listen to the music

People flock here to get down to the rock music

Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's

Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's

Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's

Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's

McDonald's will make you fat

They serve Big Macs

They serve Quarter-Pounders

They will put pounds on you

Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's

Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's

Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's

Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's

McDonald's hamburgers are the worst

They are worse than Burger King

A Big Mac has twenty-six grams of fat

A Quarter-Pounder has twenty-eight grams of fat

Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's

Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's

Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's

Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's

Rock on London

Rock on Chicago

Wheaties, breakfast of champions

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Decades ago I saw him perform at the shitty punk venue that I miss so much nowadays.

After he finished his set he hung out on a couch in the back, his considerable mass occupying every cushion, it may have been a love seat. After purchasing one of his albums (vinyl) we "headbutted", gently and respectfully holding each others skull and touching them together. Rumor was he had severe schizophrenia and many of his songs do allude to demons in his head. I know he preferred headbutts to shaking hands though, it was kinda his thing. His forehead had several large bumps on it, not sure if that was from external injury or internal tumescence.

Don't remember the name of the album but the cover art was a drawing Wesley did of a city intersection, done in ballpoint pen and Crayola-style markers, featuring a city bus. Everyone was talking about him weeks before the show and I'm not sure how that happened in our small town before the rise of Google. Good times.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hope history records him fondly as a lasting presence of his time.