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NYPD Officer Harasses Brooklyn Man With Voice Mail of Dolphin Noises (www.nytimes.com)

submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago (3 children)

... the officer used his department-issued phone ...

They're not sending their best and brightest.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago

They might be, not the best and brightest, but could be their best and brightest.

The dumber ones would have delivered the harassment via no-knock warrant.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

The best and brightest of Long Island and New Jersey.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

How was he to know there would be consequences for once?