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Toxic Masculinity rule (slrpnk.net)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Man card bottle opener

lol he has to use a special tool to open his bottles. Table edge is right there tough guy... or literally any hard object you can get about an inch of leverage with (so not your dick ayo), Belt buckle is possible, doesn't even have to be a special one. Keys, a dollar bill, lighter, principle doesn't change too much between them. Hell even your wedding ring... oh... awkward.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dollar bill?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

https://www.wikihow.com/Open-a-Beer-Bottle-with-a-Dollar-Bill

also works for any random piece of paper but dollar feels like more of a flex, like lighting a cigar with a burning hundo (except you're not out a hundo after)

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