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Sometimes, it's backwards (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] [S] 22 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Yep, unrealistic expectations.

Or "you need a 12th gen i7 to run this thing"... the thing is a glorified Avidemux.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Christ, if you could see the abysmal efficiency of business tier SQL code being churned out in the Lowest Bidder mines overseas...

    Using a few terrabytes of memory and a stack of processors as high as my knee so they can recreate Excel in a badly rendered .aspx page built in 2003.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    We have a table with literally three columns. One is an id, another a filename and a third a path. Guess which one was picked as the primary key?

    Never seen something so stupid in 28 years of computing. Including my studies.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Oh yeah, I love people who stick SQL lookups in a For Loop. Even better, the coder who puts conditional if (but no then/else) clauses around a dozen raw text execution commands that fire in sequence. So you're making six distinct lookups per iteration rather than answering your question in a single query and referencing the results from memory.

    Internal screaming

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