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Sometimes, it's backwards (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] [email protected] 175 points 1 month ago (50 children)

"IT people" here, operations guy who keeps the lights on for that software.

It's been my experience developers have no idea how the hardware works, but STRONGLY believe they know more then me.

Devops is also usually more dev than ops, and it shows in the availability numbers.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yup. Programmers who have only ever been programmers tend to act like god's gift to this world.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

As a QA person I despise those programmers.

“Sure buddy it works on your machine, but your machine isn’t going to be put into the production environment. It’s not working on mine, fix it!”

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Thus, Docker was born.

"Works on my machine, ship the machine."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

My answer is usually "I don't care how well it runs on your windows machine. Our deployments are on Linux".

I'm a old developer that has done a lot of admin over the years out of necessity.

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