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Disclaimer: this is purposefully obtuse.

Other effects in the game which explicitly state they kill you:

Shadows, succubi, massive damage, death saving throws, beholder death ray (notably not even their disintegration ray kills you), power word kill, vampires, mind flayers, night hags, drow inquisitors.

Clearly, if they intended for disintegration to kill you, they'd have said so. Since specific overrides general, and there is no general rule that disintegrated creatures are dead, I rest my case. QED.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dust pan, imprisoning me, all I can be, a pile of fine dust

I cannot live, I cannot die, turned into dust, scattered across the floor

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Hold your breath, so you don't blow me

Away dude—I'm dust

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

All we are is dust in the wind, dude