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Exxon Mobil CEO Darren Woods explains in new tell all memoir how he spends "at least 12 hours" "gooning" in his office daily. (hexbear.net)

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"People think I'm working very hard to earn my money but it couldn't be further from the truth. The truth is, I'm pulling on my little pudder all day long, just whacking it to the nastiest scat porn mankind has ever produced." He wrote.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Predictable if true

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