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The wonders of the human body (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Have you tried jizzing on the ankle? That's the secret sauce.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

I just call my stem cell dealer and spackle that shit on

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

True, this can knock it down to like 4 years.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

No way. That's how you get a second ankle and then you got to support it for 18 years before it makes its way in the world.