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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Conveniently for everyone, it turns out that dark energy is produced by subterranean parasitoid wasps.

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[-] [email protected] 68 points 10 months ago

My research is so specific that I would doxx myself if I explained what I do.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago

You grow the Hadrons for the collider?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

They hose down the court after the collisions.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

No, that's ridiculous!

They encourage the hadrons to climb into the collider.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I know of only one field that is specific enough like that. Carolynne?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Busted. Carolynne will now need to skip town, as she has done several times in the past.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

At least you have job security!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

It is very secure

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

ok but like PLEASE I need to know what it is you got me curious I'm begging

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