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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

what if the second gun also gets stolen, should we also carry a knife to protect against double gun theives?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

What are you, a liberal or something? That's what the third gun is for.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't be silly. If one should get double tapped, you have a progressively smaller gun. For emergencies

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Let's take inspiration from the glory days of piracy and Boondock Saints. Strap guns across every square inch of your body you can, and then line the trenchcoat.