Not The Onion

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[–] Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world 66 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Boss makes a thousand, you make a buck.

Go steal the catalytic converters off the company truck.

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[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 35 points 2 years ago (4 children)

CEO pay is 344 times the average worker's, grab the pitchforks and torches we have a mob to form.

Sorry, I don't have a cutesy rhyme.

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[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Boss makes $3.44, I make a cent. Sharpen the guillotines, cause I can't pay my rent.

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[–] undefined@links.hackliberty.org 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I feel like “dollar” would’ve been smoother than “$3.44” but great rhyme nonetheless.

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[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Could just round to "3 dollars"

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[–] tacosplease@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

We'll workshop it on the way to the office

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[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 29 points 2 years ago

I say I'm sick, boss doesn't care

That's why I squirt a shit all over his chair

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[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 years ago*

BOSS MAKES A TWENTY, I GET A BUCK

NOW I SMOKE CRACK IN THE COMPANY TRUCK

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[–] kirk781@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

poop on company time

Amazon intensifies

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[–] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 10 points 2 years ago

Hopefully, one day, Amazon will allow their drivers to poop into bottles...