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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Try to defend yourself and leave when your opponent is a fucking yandere that is armed with two rifles one of which you gave to them because in exchange they promised they would never hurt you or take anything from you by force.

Well you are indeed lucky enough the yandere only threatens to shoot you or your friends and for the moment only fights with a long sword whilst all you have is a kitchen knife and a dagger your friends gave you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

But the so called yandere is sitting in the Kremlin sending his unwilling minions to you.

Also if you wanna be bloodthirsty use a neutron bomb or something instead of thermite. It's nice and quick and clean and gets things done.