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[–] [email protected] 82 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Are you even sciencing if you don't drink some piss you found in a beaker somewhere?

[–] [email protected] 80 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

Observation: this looks like piss} Question: is this piss?} Hypothesis: this is probably piss} Experiment: drink the piss} Analysis: tastes like piss} Conclusion: it’s piss

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Sometimes it be like that.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (3 children)

could also check for urea content, or proteins, but sure why not drink it

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

I mean, drinking it (well tasting) used to be the legit way of testing it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

same thing

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Yeah, check for all of that using the high fidelity, self calibrating sensory cluster.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Inconclusive: the data is also a perfect fit for domestic American light beer.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

How do you know it tastes like piss if you've never tasted piss before?

Better piss in a cup and taste it to make sure we get a nice baseline.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Thats my schoolmate, he licks everything. Including liquid nitrogen.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)

This is probably worse than piss.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Rivella?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Apple juice

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Apfelschorle.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Almdudler

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Bless you

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Han nöd tenkt da isch nur da öppis.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Mountain Dew

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Worse health-wise, but probably not worse in how disgusting one would think it is to drink.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Piss + THF

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Well, you could say beer is yeast piss.

I'll have another (lab brewed yeast piss. From malted grain. Sometimes with hops)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

"Sinking piss" is Australian for drinking.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

malted grain

You mean aborted barley fetuses?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

My mistake!

Roasted fetal barley abortions.

Thanks for the wake up