this post was submitted on 30 Aug 2024
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A Boring Dystopia

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pressure plate? Obviously it should be a chair mounted butt plug that locks the screen when removed from anus.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

And it gives you electric shocks when you're unproductive. What is productive or not is judged by an AI that us entirely inadequate for the task, so everybody gets random shocks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

And at some point you start enjoying them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Unless managent has approved your butt leaving the seat...