I don’t know where you got the impression that I said that if something is an allophone in one language it’s an allophone in all languages. Jeez!

I think that this impression is mostly from the fact that your post doesn't make any reference to English (or another language lacking the distinction), so people are incorrectly associating what you said with Korean instead, and incorrectly assuming ignorance.

I don't think that people would misread you if the meme said

"When you have to distinguish two sounds from a language that are allophones in yours". // 살 and 쌀 sound the same for me!

That said, I fully agree with you that people aren't spending enough time trying to understand each other here.

Ah, thanks for the info (from another comment) on Korean rendering some English /s/ as one or another consonant! It hints that English at least comes close to the tense-S in some situations.

But English is measure of all things?

You still seem to think that allophone is when they sound the same. That's not even part of the definition. In my last comment I elaborated about allophones that sound quite distinct for native speakers. Let me now explain what allophone really is:

One straightforward definition (that has its flaws) is that allophone is when there are no minimal pairs. You literally gave a minimal pair.

You can even have two identical phones belonging to different phonemes. German devoices final consonants so /d/ has the allophones [d] and [t^h^]. In effect, "Rat" and "Rad" both have final [t^h^] while being allophones of /t/ and /d/ respectively.