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[–] 171 points 2 years ago (24 children)

You can tell it's fake because Trump appears to be genuinely smiling. Dead giveaway.

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  • [–] 98 points 2 years ago (16 children)

    Yeah, the closest he can come to an actual smile is this:

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    There's a smugness there not captured by the ASCII, though.

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    Closer. Don't think there's a way to also capture the squinty eyes.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Also he doesn't look terribly out of shape

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    While I doubt he's the spitting image of a healthy body, I'm willing to bet a lot of the chub on him is a bulletproof vest. I don't believe for a second the man goes anywhere without one these days

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