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It's time to spice up the sport a little (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (3 children)

No molten glass? No fucking lava? tf is this weakass shit?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

I, like Chuck Norris, swim through earth.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I swim 100 laps in an olympic-sized pool of mercury every day before breakfast.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

mfw you’re not swimming in an olympic-sized pool of gleaming liquid iridium.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Just need a nice dolomite coating and you're good to go

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

You. You get me. Thank you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's the tough black mineral that won't cop out when there's heat all about.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Im 40% dolomite