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[–] 16 points 2 years ago (4 children)

There was at least one “JD Vance did not have sex with a couch” headline that had to be changed, because how could anyone possibly know whether or not someone has fucked a couch? Journalistic integrity dictates that you only make statements like that if they can be backed up by facts. I could be fucking my couch right now and no one would ever know.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    OF link? I'm asking for my friend, JD uh.... Pants?

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I was trying to make a funny.

    You had said:

    I could be fucking my couch right now and no one would ever know.

    To which I asked for an OnlyFans link so my buddy JD Pants could watch. But apparently I laid it on a little thick and obscured the joke. Everything always makes more sense in our own minds.

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