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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Also, fingerprint scanners don't belong behind the screen.

Unless you have the greasiest fingers of anyone who ever lived, they just don't work. I have to lick my fingers to make it see them...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

As my grandmother used to tell me, "Your hands are dry, go lotion them up sonny."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

And from that point on, Granny never did question why lil' Petey bought lube by the 55gal drum load.

At least his hands, amongst other things, were soft and well moisturized.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Don't chaff your stick.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I thought it was just me! I lick my finger to get it to read too!