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I own a brutalist buttplug AMA rule (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (5 children)

We needed to activate it.
Does anyone have a butthole?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago

Fire for fire, butthole for butt plug, go.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Mine just sealed up when you made that request.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

dramatic high tension music intensifies as the stakes are getting higher and the protagonists are sweating nervously over the plug of butts, but only one unsealed butt remains between them

(Also what you described is literally the opening moment of season 5 Solar Opposites)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

sorry I forgot mine at home

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

The pets or robot vacuum cleaner are probably playing with it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Wait a sec, I'll go check.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Not sure, but I think fewer than have an opinion.