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You have to let the first-timers have a little fun (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 118 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fireball is a hell of a drug.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Fireball: Not even once.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You're talking mad shit for someone in Fireball range

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Have you ever seen someone's brain after prolonged Fireball exposure? Keep that nasty shit away from me!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I now perceive the world in 40 foot radiuses. When I walk into a room I immediately assess the potential xp gain of a fireball. When I choose a table at a restaurant I ensure that I am outside the blast radius of the point any logical wizard would target. When planning my wedding I ensured there would be a counter spell prepared by every member of the wedding party (I distributed enchanted flasks to the martial classes.) My home is a series of right angled hallways and all bedrooms are only accessible by ladder.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is from a copy pasta, isn't it?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

If it wasn't, it is now

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

I toyed with allowing my players to use the fireball by volume incorrect rule (as it's not all that well defined in the 3.5 ed we play)

It is as dangerous to the caster as the enemies, especially in a group that neglects to check the ceiling height of dungeons