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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (3 children)

They just don't get it. Once everyone will use AI toilet and AI toothbrush they will sing a different tune.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

I love skibidAI toilet

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I definitely need a toilet that remember and analyze my shit. Yes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They will try to sell it to you as a way to detect any possible health issues early. But it will just be used to analyze you food patterns to shove mcdonalds ads

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

too bad I already eat mcdonalds all days

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Not sure what happened to it, but this was a thing already in 2005.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

For some reason I imagine a toilet that automates a stool test and blood test and gives you a health report every month.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

If the toilet is receiving a blood sample I have bad news for your monthly health report.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

A stool test sure, but I'm not going to trust a toilet to use a sterile needle to draw blood.