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[–] 50 points 2 years ago (10 children)

I have about a million pre-people in this tissue. Can I get a tax break?

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten you go to prison for mass murder.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    On the one hand: ew. Also, how does anyone know enough to put up an actual sign?

    On the other: Now they're just advertising this as an option. According to the sign, as long as you're clocked out, you're g2g.

    On both hands: Make sure you clock out first.

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