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[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (2 children)

No that's dreadlocks. A deadlock is an early class of battleship.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No, that's Dreadnought. Deadlock is a Batman villain who is an expert in firearms.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not, you're thinking of Deadshot. A deadlock is a Scottish body of water that has been polluted to the point that no life exists in the lake.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

No, you’re thinking of a dead lach. A deadlock is an anti folk music pioneer—not really dead yet though he claims to be dead inside.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No, you're thinking of Lach who as far as I know is still alive. Deadlock is that cyborg guy from Marvel comics.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Ackchyually, you're referring to Deathlok. Deadlock is a cartoon metal band from the mid to late 2000s.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

sorry to ruin the chain but it’s loch, not lach. no irn bru for you!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Eh I just misspelled it, the spirit, pronunciation are still there. I consider the chain in tact.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Hmmm. I think you're thinking of a dreadnaught. A deadlock is a magic using class in popular roleplaying games whose game powers are granted by a powerfu, but often manipulative, patron.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

That's a warlock. Deadlock is the first frontman from AC/DC, before they got that Geordie fellow.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

No that's a dead loch. A deadlock is the bond of matrimony between two individuals