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I want you and all leftists in the western world to be fucking good at gardening (hexbear.net)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Seriously, I am tired of the stereotypes of leftists in the west looking like they all grow soy beans, as the fash call it ie weak as fuck. And almost to a large degree, it’s true.

I see chuds everywhere when I go to the community garden, and their plants are fucking huge ngl. They take care of their tomatoes. I don't care if you're growing potatoes, cucumbers, squash, artichokes, you have to have those fruits and leaves fucking huge and shooting to the sky and looking good. You want to help the cause? Help yourself. Do it for vanity, do it for others, do it for the greater good, I don’t care. Fucking weed and fertilize the best you can and get those veggies the biggest they can be.

It’s hard, but so is literally everything. Just know this is going to take 3-4 years of consistency. If you’re starting out, don’t worry about a garden layout, and just plant good shit. Your biggest goal at this point is consistency, watering 5 days a week. Do that over 3-4 years, and progressive growth every single day whether that be lettuce or whatever.

I want you fuckers to be fucking vain jesus fuck. Fuck your organics, use Miracle Grow for all I care, but have a green thumb while doing it. Slowly start doing more functional things such as eggplant or mushrooms w/e to truly maximise your gardening potential.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Fresh amended soil (ie: composted/whatever) generally doesn't last longer than a month and a half before needing more juice. Youll know for sure with stuff like peppers/other nightshades bc the fruits will look smaller/stunted and you'll get leaf yellowing.

Fish emulsion with kelp is usually an easy liquid organic amendment (but obviously not vegan). Right now I'm just using Masterblend which is a synthetic water soluble fert intended for hydroponics but can be easily used in soil. Very cost effective. 50lbs will last a regular person an insane amount of time.

If you garden straight into your dirt and not containers I would say to take the time to learn how to continuously feed your earth. It takes more knowledge but honestly it's kinda more hands off than having to juice up stuff synthetically.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I used fish emulsion one season but it's kind of expensive. I'll definitely keep the hydroponic mix in mind though, doesn't look like that brand is available where I am but I'll probably give something similar a go next year, been getting good results from hitting most of the plants with water soluble fertilizer once a week.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is insect frass considered vegan? Asking for a friend.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I think it's just insect byproduct, so yeah I think it counts as vegan. Granted maybe there's a vegan out there who would count the was frass is made as abusive to the insects? Someone else can chime in, I'm definitely not the right person to have the last word on this one lol