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[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Good. If adults don't want to work because they're lazy and on welfare then their kids will. The treats will flow and there's nothing the loony left can do about it 😤

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago

The children yearn for the deep fryer.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (4 children)

that just gives franchise owners even more incentive to hire even younger children

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Sorry Ma'am. All our high chairs are being used in the kitchen at the moment."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Now I'm imagining "The Matrix" style grow tanks lining production lines where fetuses send signals to machines to do work because hiring 5 year olds to too expensive.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Or just find ways to replace workers with AI, which would probably be their first choice.