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[–] 33 points 2 years ago (6 children)

When someone asks what’s a dead give away someone is a kid, it tells me they’re not old enough to remember the ASL days.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    I wrote a whole goddamn novel-sized autorespond in Polaris that triggered on an asl. I was a 96 year old tibetan yak farmer who was allergic to wool and hated the local monks. I used to pee in their milk until one day the abbot found out and beat me with his hat.

    Either that or it started screaming about asexual lizards

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