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[–] 65 points 2 years ago (13 children)

What’s the opposite of eating the onion? When you read something and assume it must be the onion, because it sounds so dumb. Once onion biter, twice shy?

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  • [–] 56 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    This is the guy who recently suggested that using an electric battery on a boat would lead you to get eaten by a shark.

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  • [–] 44 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    And that magnets don't work after they get wet.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Well, did you try? I didn't, and I've not been sharkuterie'd yet.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I once rode in a battery-powered canoe on a lake and had waves smash me into some rocks and all I got was shit in my pants

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