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Pls someone make this reality (lemmy.world)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago (2 children)

"When and where did you graduate"

Texas: 2024

"... How can you even read this?"

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Because they used Texan hieroglyphics!

๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿค  ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿฎ ๐Ÿ”ซ ๐Ÿ‘ข ๐Ÿ”ซ ๐Ÿค 

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

So I'm super liberal overall, but I'm also Texan, so I do in fact love shooting guns and being on the ranch...

Dammit you nailed me.

Though I don't love cowboy boots. They're just too uncomfortable and difficult to get on and off for something that costs what my first car did.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Hence the dictionary changes