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Friend makes a company named say "Morgan defence ltd" and you sing an NDA with your friend not to talk about your 2 year beer holiday on the beach.
Company checks our your story. Friend's company looks like a typical defence industry shell company with no history of anything.
Job
You can skip that and say I was defense consultant with an NDA and cannot disclose which organisation I worked for
"But you are an English major"
"Please stop asking questions, for both your safety and mine"
"Yes, I had to correspond with other engineers and English was used in all communications."
It was in fact the major form of communication!
Some of the people I communicated with were Majors.
I cannot confirm nor deny my rank
I wrote copy for marketing collateral and technical copy for manuals.
"And you're trying to get a job at an arby's?"
Fraud (y)
It's not fraud. Singing is normal.
How is it fraud? No lies are told, not even implied. It would just be the company making assumptions.