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Poor matt
I'm the non vegan ingredient.
Matt's just fine, what do you think they made the paste out of? "Is that hair gel?"
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You're Matt
Who is Matt and why did they turn him into paste for the attention of surfers?
They didn't turn him into paste... It's the paste that Matt...uh...produces.
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