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xkcd #2940: Modes of Transportation

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Explain xkcd #2940

Title Text:

My bold criticism might anger the hot air balloon people, which would be a real concern if any of them lived along a very narrow line directly upwind of me.

alt-text:A chart that categorizes various modes of transportation based on their practicality and danger level:

Zone of Practicality:

  • Trains
  • Airliners
  • Boats
  • Walking
  • Cars
  • Scooters
  • Bicycles

Zone of Specialty and Recreational Vehicles:

  • Motorcycles
  • Helicopters
  • Light aircraft
  • Go karts
  • Skateboards
  • Rollerblades
  • Skis
  • Unicycles
  • Sleds
  • Bumper cars

?????:

  • Hot air balloons

โ€œHot air balloons are the optimal mode of transportation, if your optimization algorithm has a sign error.โ€

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[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Airliners should be below boats for convenience ๐Ÿ˜‚ just because of airport security and bag collection...

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Airplane least convenient for travel from bedroom to kitchen

Walking least convenient for travel to Antarctica

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Iduno, travelling to Antarctica might be more difficult with skis than walking ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Oh, and because you have to get to the airport first with some other means of travel and then get to the terminal...

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