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[โ€“] 107 points 3 years ago (12 children)

I mean, yeah?? I just put the soap wherever it needs to go??

The soap isn't dirty folks. Half of the time all I'm showering off is sweat and dead skin cells anyways. And if any bugger dares reply to this with some clever comment about taint smears, I'll inform you beforehand I do not speak with bidet-less miscreants.

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  • [โ€“] 41 points 3 years ago (5 children)

    I mean... doesn't the soap get washed as you use it to wash yourself?

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 3 years ago* (1 child)

    Same here, I use a washcloth. When I was single, I always used just soap but then I got marries and the wifey forced me to use a washcloth. Iโ€™m divorced now and continue with the washcloth ritual.

    I answered the wrong thread, maybe I'm getting drunk?

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    We need to invent a slur for bidet-non-havers

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