Mammals (beehaw.org)
submitted 2 years ago by [M] to c/humor@beehaw.org
 
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[–] 47 points 2 years ago* (19 children)

They're not warm blooded. Maybe they're flamingos.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (13 children)

    And they produce dairy-free milk, whereas mammal milk is definitely of the dairy variety.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (12 children)

    Is human milk a dairy product?

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    Human milk certainly contains Lactose and Whey Protein.

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    I just gave you a pretty succinct definition of Dairy. Yes.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (4 children)

    Google shows conflicting answers and the Wikipedia page doesn't list human milk.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Well if you go by FDA's Title 21 Chapter I Subchapter B Part 131 Subpart B then not only is human milk not a dairy product but the only animal who produces milk is a cow, however in 2018 they requested submissions weighing in on whether plant products should continue to use "dairy group" words such as milk and yogurt on their labeling, so I think there is probably some leeway on this.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Yes, but it's pretty difficult to buy.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago* (4 children)

    They’re not warm blooded.

    depends on the climate. natural habitat: yes. grocery store: no.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    By definition, "warm blooded" means "produce their own heat" (obviously drastically simplified). I don't think it matters whether the coconut is on a deserted island or on the shelf at Woollies, it's still not warm blooded.

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