▲ 259 ▼ Mammals (beehaw.org) submitted 2 years ago by remington@beehaw.org [M] to c/humor@beehaw.org 49 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 47 points 2 years ago* (19 children) They're not warm blooded. Maybe they're flamingos. permalink fedilink source hideshow 19 child comments replies: [–] frog@beehaw.org 21 points 2 years ago (13 children) And they produce dairy-free milk, whereas mammal milk is definitely of the dairy variety. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 13 child comments replies: [–] Dave@lemmy.nz 9 points 2 years ago (12 children) Is human milk a dairy product? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 12 child comments replies: [–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 14 points 2 years ago (7 children) Human milk certainly contains Lactose and Whey Protein. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [–] Dave@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 years ago (6 children) But is it a dairy product? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 15 points 2 years ago (5 children) I just gave you a pretty succinct definition of Dairy. Yes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] Dave@lemmy.nz 1 point 2 years ago (4 children) Google shows conflicting answers and the Wikipedia page doesn't list human milk. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Well if you go by FDA's Title 21 Chapter I Subchapter B Part 131 Subpart B then not only is human milk not a dairy product but the only animal who produces milk is a cow, however in 2018 they requested submissions weighing in on whether plant products should continue to use "dairy group" words such as milk and yogurt on their labeling, so I think there is probably some leeway on this. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] DarkGamer@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago the only animal who produces milk is a cow Some kids are gonna go hungry, no goats milk for ewes. permalink fedilink source parent [–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) And we all know how trustworthy Google Search is... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Dave@lemmy.nz 1 point 2 years ago Not actually using Google, just using it as a generic term for search. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago (3 children) Yes, but it's pretty difficult to buy. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] SamVimes@beehaw.org 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) It's not actually especially difficult. People who produce more than their kid needs will sell or give away the extra to people who are struggling to produce enough. Also... Some hardcore body builders buy it as well. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] jlow@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago There's apparently also breastmilk ice-cream! permalink fedilink source parent [–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago Also, beware the diseases. Milk can spread virus AFAIK. permalink fedilink source parent [–] gregorum@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago* (4 children) They’re not warm blooded. depends on the climate. natural habitat: yes. grocery store: no. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 11 points 2 years ago (2 children) By definition, "warm blooded" means "produce their own heat" (obviously drastically simplified). I don't think it matters whether the coconut is on a deserted island or on the shelf at Woollies, it's still not warm blooded. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Dave@lemmy.nz 13 points 2 years ago (1 child) What if it's on fire, using it's own energy to produce the heat? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 5 points 2 years ago As I'm burning I'm the happiest I've ever been. I'm finally mammal. -the coconut permalink fedilink source parent [–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago I mean, that sounds like poikilothermy to me permalink fedilink source parent
[–] frog@beehaw.org 21 points 2 years ago (13 children) And they produce dairy-free milk, whereas mammal milk is definitely of the dairy variety. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 13 child comments replies: [–] Dave@lemmy.nz 9 points 2 years ago (12 children) Is human milk a dairy product? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 12 child comments replies: [–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 14 points 2 years ago (7 children) Human milk certainly contains Lactose and Whey Protein. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [–] Dave@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 years ago (6 children) But is it a dairy product? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 15 points 2 years ago (5 children) I just gave you a pretty succinct definition of Dairy. Yes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] Dave@lemmy.nz 1 point 2 years ago (4 children) Google shows conflicting answers and the Wikipedia page doesn't list human milk. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Well if you go by FDA's Title 21 Chapter I Subchapter B Part 131 Subpart B then not only is human milk not a dairy product but the only animal who produces milk is a cow, however in 2018 they requested submissions weighing in on whether plant products should continue to use "dairy group" words such as milk and yogurt on their labeling, so I think there is probably some leeway on this. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] DarkGamer@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago the only animal who produces milk is a cow Some kids are gonna go hungry, no goats milk for ewes. permalink fedilink source parent [–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) And we all know how trustworthy Google Search is... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Dave@lemmy.nz 1 point 2 years ago Not actually using Google, just using it as a generic term for search. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago (3 children) Yes, but it's pretty difficult to buy. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] SamVimes@beehaw.org 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) It's not actually especially difficult. People who produce more than their kid needs will sell or give away the extra to people who are struggling to produce enough. Also... Some hardcore body builders buy it as well. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] jlow@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago There's apparently also breastmilk ice-cream! permalink fedilink source parent [–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago Also, beware the diseases. Milk can spread virus AFAIK. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 9 points 2 years ago (12 children) Is human milk a dairy product? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 12 child comments replies: [–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 14 points 2 years ago (7 children) Human milk certainly contains Lactose and Whey Protein. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [–] Dave@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 years ago (6 children) But is it a dairy product? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 15 points 2 years ago (5 children) I just gave you a pretty succinct definition of Dairy. Yes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] Dave@lemmy.nz 1 point 2 years ago (4 children) Google shows conflicting answers and the Wikipedia page doesn't list human milk. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Well if you go by FDA's Title 21 Chapter I Subchapter B Part 131 Subpart B then not only is human milk not a dairy product but the only animal who produces milk is a cow, however in 2018 they requested submissions weighing in on whether plant products should continue to use "dairy group" words such as milk and yogurt on their labeling, so I think there is probably some leeway on this. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] DarkGamer@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago the only animal who produces milk is a cow Some kids are gonna go hungry, no goats milk for ewes. permalink fedilink source parent [–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) And we all know how trustworthy Google Search is... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Dave@lemmy.nz 1 point 2 years ago Not actually using Google, just using it as a generic term for search. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago (3 children) Yes, but it's pretty difficult to buy. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] SamVimes@beehaw.org 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) It's not actually especially difficult. People who produce more than their kid needs will sell or give away the extra to people who are struggling to produce enough. Also... Some hardcore body builders buy it as well. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] jlow@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago There's apparently also breastmilk ice-cream! permalink fedilink source parent [–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago Also, beware the diseases. Milk can spread virus AFAIK. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 14 points 2 years ago (7 children) Human milk certainly contains Lactose and Whey Protein. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [–] Dave@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 years ago (6 children) But is it a dairy product? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 15 points 2 years ago (5 children) I just gave you a pretty succinct definition of Dairy. Yes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] Dave@lemmy.nz 1 point 2 years ago (4 children) Google shows conflicting answers and the Wikipedia page doesn't list human milk. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Well if you go by FDA's Title 21 Chapter I Subchapter B Part 131 Subpart B then not only is human milk not a dairy product but the only animal who produces milk is a cow, however in 2018 they requested submissions weighing in on whether plant products should continue to use "dairy group" words such as milk and yogurt on their labeling, so I think there is probably some leeway on this. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] DarkGamer@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago the only animal who produces milk is a cow Some kids are gonna go hungry, no goats milk for ewes. permalink fedilink source parent [–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) And we all know how trustworthy Google Search is... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Dave@lemmy.nz 1 point 2 years ago Not actually using Google, just using it as a generic term for search. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 years ago (6 children) But is it a dairy product? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 15 points 2 years ago (5 children) I just gave you a pretty succinct definition of Dairy. Yes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] Dave@lemmy.nz 1 point 2 years ago (4 children) Google shows conflicting answers and the Wikipedia page doesn't list human milk. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Well if you go by FDA's Title 21 Chapter I Subchapter B Part 131 Subpart B then not only is human milk not a dairy product but the only animal who produces milk is a cow, however in 2018 they requested submissions weighing in on whether plant products should continue to use "dairy group" words such as milk and yogurt on their labeling, so I think there is probably some leeway on this. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] DarkGamer@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago the only animal who produces milk is a cow Some kids are gonna go hungry, no goats milk for ewes. permalink fedilink source parent [–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) And we all know how trustworthy Google Search is... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Dave@lemmy.nz 1 point 2 years ago Not actually using Google, just using it as a generic term for search. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 15 points 2 years ago (5 children) I just gave you a pretty succinct definition of Dairy. Yes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] Dave@lemmy.nz 1 point 2 years ago (4 children) Google shows conflicting answers and the Wikipedia page doesn't list human milk. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Well if you go by FDA's Title 21 Chapter I Subchapter B Part 131 Subpart B then not only is human milk not a dairy product but the only animal who produces milk is a cow, however in 2018 they requested submissions weighing in on whether plant products should continue to use "dairy group" words such as milk and yogurt on their labeling, so I think there is probably some leeway on this. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] DarkGamer@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago the only animal who produces milk is a cow Some kids are gonna go hungry, no goats milk for ewes. permalink fedilink source parent [–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) And we all know how trustworthy Google Search is... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Dave@lemmy.nz 1 point 2 years ago Not actually using Google, just using it as a generic term for search. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 1 point 2 years ago (4 children) Google shows conflicting answers and the Wikipedia page doesn't list human milk. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Well if you go by FDA's Title 21 Chapter I Subchapter B Part 131 Subpart B then not only is human milk not a dairy product but the only animal who produces milk is a cow, however in 2018 they requested submissions weighing in on whether plant products should continue to use "dairy group" words such as milk and yogurt on their labeling, so I think there is probably some leeway on this. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] DarkGamer@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago the only animal who produces milk is a cow Some kids are gonna go hungry, no goats milk for ewes. permalink fedilink source parent [–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) And we all know how trustworthy Google Search is... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Dave@lemmy.nz 1 point 2 years ago Not actually using Google, just using it as a generic term for search. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Well if you go by FDA's Title 21 Chapter I Subchapter B Part 131 Subpart B then not only is human milk not a dairy product but the only animal who produces milk is a cow, however in 2018 they requested submissions weighing in on whether plant products should continue to use "dairy group" words such as milk and yogurt on their labeling, so I think there is probably some leeway on this. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] DarkGamer@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago the only animal who produces milk is a cow Some kids are gonna go hungry, no goats milk for ewes. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DarkGamer@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago the only animal who produces milk is a cow Some kids are gonna go hungry, no goats milk for ewes. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) And we all know how trustworthy Google Search is... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Dave@lemmy.nz 1 point 2 years ago Not actually using Google, just using it as a generic term for search. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 1 point 2 years ago Not actually using Google, just using it as a generic term for search. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago (3 children) Yes, but it's pretty difficult to buy. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] SamVimes@beehaw.org 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) It's not actually especially difficult. People who produce more than their kid needs will sell or give away the extra to people who are struggling to produce enough. Also... Some hardcore body builders buy it as well. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] jlow@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago There's apparently also breastmilk ice-cream! permalink fedilink source parent [–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago Also, beware the diseases. Milk can spread virus AFAIK. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SamVimes@beehaw.org 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) It's not actually especially difficult. People who produce more than their kid needs will sell or give away the extra to people who are struggling to produce enough. Also... Some hardcore body builders buy it as well. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] jlow@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago There's apparently also breastmilk ice-cream! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jlow@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago There's apparently also breastmilk ice-cream! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago Also, beware the diseases. Milk can spread virus AFAIK. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago* (4 children) They’re not warm blooded. depends on the climate. natural habitat: yes. grocery store: no. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 11 points 2 years ago (2 children) By definition, "warm blooded" means "produce their own heat" (obviously drastically simplified). I don't think it matters whether the coconut is on a deserted island or on the shelf at Woollies, it's still not warm blooded. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Dave@lemmy.nz 13 points 2 years ago (1 child) What if it's on fire, using it's own energy to produce the heat? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 5 points 2 years ago As I'm burning I'm the happiest I've ever been. I'm finally mammal. -the coconut permalink fedilink source parent [–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago I mean, that sounds like poikilothermy to me permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 11 points 2 years ago (2 children) By definition, "warm blooded" means "produce their own heat" (obviously drastically simplified). I don't think it matters whether the coconut is on a deserted island or on the shelf at Woollies, it's still not warm blooded. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Dave@lemmy.nz 13 points 2 years ago (1 child) What if it's on fire, using it's own energy to produce the heat? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 5 points 2 years ago As I'm burning I'm the happiest I've ever been. I'm finally mammal. -the coconut permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 13 points 2 years ago (1 child) What if it's on fire, using it's own energy to produce the heat? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 5 points 2 years ago As I'm burning I'm the happiest I've ever been. I'm finally mammal. -the coconut permalink fedilink source parent
[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 5 points 2 years ago As I'm burning I'm the happiest I've ever been. I'm finally mammal. -the coconut permalink fedilink source parent
[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago I mean, that sounds like poikilothermy to me permalink fedilink source parent