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America’s premier pronatalists on having ‘tons of kids’ to save the world: ‘There are going to be countries of old people starving to death’ (www.theguardian.com)
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The highlight for me is coming up with some weird pseudoscience justification for why it’s okay to hit your kids.

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[–] 46 points 2 years ago (6 children)

"Dad, why is my sister's name Octavia George?"

"Because your mother loves the Roman Empire."

"Thanks Dad."

"No problem Industry Americus."

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    Jesus Christ I thought you were making a joke.

    But you're not.

    The imminent arrival of their fourth child, a girl they plan to name Industry Americus Collins

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago*

    The imminent arrival of their fourth child, a girl they plan to name Industry Americus Collins

    ah well, at least when they transition they won't need to change the masculine-gendered second name.

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