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"Sorry about the Dark Matter" - God (hexbear.net)

submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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In the first prophetic revelation since Mohammed, God speaks to clarify issues with cosmology. "Sorry about the Dark Matter and Dark Energy. I was using it to test the gravity mechanics and forgot to comment it out before compiling the Universe. I know it seems weird and confusing. It's not supposed to be there."

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

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