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[-] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago

Answering the real question: "The scientists tested 23 human testes, as well as 47 testes from pet dogs. They found microplastic pollution in every sample." Saved you a click.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Why were there an odd number of testes tested? In general, the come in pairs.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

If they steal both, someone would notice. Steal one and replace it with a neuticle, and no one's the wiser.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Honestly, I wasn't watching when I had my vasectomy. I might be a statistic.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

They messed up some of the samples and didn't include them in the data

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Oh God... Were the samples... the testes? Were they just thrown out like old leftovers?

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