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New Florida Law Requires All Women To Produce 3 Healthy White Sons By 22nd Birthday (www.theonion.com)
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[–] 65 points 2 years ago (5 children)

I didnt know the onion got new management but seems like its working.

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  • [–] 131 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

    It got bought by a group of super fans who specifically formed a company just to buy it and return it to its former glory. They even plan to bring back ONN!

    Edit: the company the super fans formed is called Global Tetrahedron Corp, which long-time The Onion fans will recognize as the (now formerly) fictional global megacorp featured in countless past articles.

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