this post was submitted on 17 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Blood can also be used as a substitute in baking. Pretty sure it's in lieu of eggs. Not curious enough to ruin a perfectly good batch of brownies though :(

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I love that your concern is the integrity of the brownies, not the sourcing of the blood.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm literally carrying around like a gallon of the stuff, sourcing it isn't a problem.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

No! You think I'm made of money? The blood will stain and I'm not gonna get another gallon jug every month. I just use a big glass jar. Weirdo.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Priorities, man.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Good brownies are hard to come by; unsuspecting neighbors however, are not.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I have a lovely book on recipes with blood, I'll give ya give ya the name once I find it

Edit, lol took just a second, blood by Jennifer McLagan

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I'll have to get that for when my Klingon friends come over.