Guys guys guys, it says could mean us. Obviously they are rich, but hey, maybe we are too?

There's a medical report that those with larger than average penises are at risk of developing testicular cancer. That could be you and me! I mean clearly it's me, but it could be you too! (This is, of course, completely fabricated. I'm just using it as an example. I am not at a higher risk of developing testicular cancer. I have no idea if that study exists tho)