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[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (2 children)

How to become a morning person according to this thread:

  • Stop using drugs.

  • Use drugs to go to sleep.

  • Go to bed at 10.

  • Go to bed at 10 and fail to fall asleep.

  • Just wake up at 6.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

I've tried all of those suggestions, they worked but also didn't. Now my sleep schedule is so borked.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Eh, everyone's a little different, and for some it may well be impossible.

Real answer is conditioning, with most of the suggestions being means to get that rolling. The unwritten part is while you're conditioning youself, you're probably gonna be miserable for a while, unless you're one of us folks with a genetic legacy of farmers and soldiers.